About Carrot Top Photos
the photographer for people who don't like photos
Meet Carrot Top
I’m Martin — though with this much ginger hair, Carrot Top felt more appropriate! 👨🏻🦰 I’m an Essex wedding photographer, typically frequenting the South East — including London, Surrey, Kent and Suffolk. I’ll also happily travel further, across the UK or for international weddings.
If you feel awkward in front of the camera, you’re exactly my kind of people. Weddings are emotional, fast-moving and beautifully chaotic. My job is to help you feel calm but capture the madness. I’m very relaxed in my approach, capturing weddings in a stress-free, storytelling way, and trying to blend in (being orange and 6ft 3, it’s hard). If that’s your jam (or marmalade 🍊), then let’s chat about the photos for your BIG day!!

Vital Stats
fav colour
I’ll let you guess… 🧡
Fav Sweets
Anything sour or fizzy 🍬
Interests:
- Car guy
- Life-long Formula One fan
- Politics nerd
- Musical Theatre
Skills:
- Cooking — I used to be a chef
- Singing — classically trained baritone
- Terrible (but committed) dad-level jokes
- World champion wedding cake eater
Weaknesses:
- A heightened risk of sunburn! 🍅🦞
SERIOUSLY chilled weddings
The weddings I photograph aren’t one big awkward photoshoot. I want you to be chilled, have fun, and make life-long memories, while I capture all the candid moments, big laughs, and genuine emotions throughout your day.
#vape not included
FUN CANT BE FAKED
MAKE YOUR DAY YOURS.
The best moments are the ones that are not ‘cookie-cutter’, they are unique to you and totally unexpected! If you’re ready to have your first consultation, or have any questions on how to make your day epic, read my FAQs or just hola!
Yep, that's me...
Rolling AROUND in something orange
Anything for the shot!
