About Carrot Top Photos
the photographer for people who don't like photos
Meet Carrot Top
I’m Martin — though with this much ginger hair, Carrot Top felt more appropriate! 👨🏻🦰 I’m an Essex wedding photographer, typically frequenting the South East — including London, Surrey, Kent and Suffolk. I’ll also happily travel further, across the UK or for international weddings.
If you feel awkward in front of the camera, you’re exactly my kind of people. Weddings are emotional, fast-moving and beautifully chaotic. My job is to help you feel calm but capture the madness. I’m very relaxed in my approach, capturing weddings in a stress-free, storytelling way, and trying to blend in (being orange and 6ft 3, it’s hard). If that’s your jam (or marmalade 🍊), then let’s chat about the photos for your BIG day!!
Vital Stats
fav colour
I’ll let you guess… 🧡
Fav Sweets
Anything sour or fizzy 🍬
Interests:
- Car guy
- Life-long Formula One fan
- Politics nerd
- Musical Theatre
Skills:
- Cooking — I used to be a chef
- Singing — classically trained baritone
- Terrible (but committed) dad-level jokes
- World champion wedding cake eater
Weaknesses:
- A heightened risk of sunburn! 🍅🦞
Yep, that's me...
Rolling on the floor in something orange
Anything for the shot!
